Funny Dump – Comedy Time

Nice moves bro… maybe next time you can roll your way out of the situation. As a poor/broke unemployed college student this is a small victory every day.. How I look when my boss comes to check up…

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Bill Clinton is at it again… what a PIMP! The Banana man just got one upped BIG time. Back off Banana suit, sit down and take notes. Oh so you’re worried about 2012? I would never want to get drunk and pass out around these guys… holy batman! Sharpie Tuxedo? No thank you. Bill Gates [...]

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