Bill Hicks
By complete accident I found a series of “How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop?” commercials. Though some could take a lack-luster chunk out of your childhood. It’s still fun to play down memory lane, and reminisce about a completely chewed up tongue from cheap candy.
Trivial Pursuit knows something we don’t know about the Harry Potter series. It appears Voldemort lost in a cock fight
Unless you’re one of those pretentious a-holes who repeatedly likes to remind us you don’t own a television, you’re watching FX’s “Louie”. A show setting a new standard of comedy by the ultra-funny Louis CK. Louis plays him a NY comic named Louie. Amazing idea huh? Well, it is. The show is fresh, funny, fantabulous [...]
Mark Martin may have given up on dreams, but it doesn’t keep him from taking hold of Destiny, Destiny is a stripper.
Ever wanted something to bad in your life you can taste it. Well, I think I have a few Han Solos in my teeth. Boba Fett’s Carbonite Crunch might be the great ice cream never made. Our friends at Geeks of Doom found this for us and listed all involved, so check it out there. [...]
Congratulations, you’re halfway through your work week. Unless you’re unemployed… then you will be getting a check in a few days. Then again, your unemployment may have run out. If that’s the case you’re half way through being really hungry. Either way you’re half way through the week and that’s something to be happy about. [...]
Remember that 15 minutes of confusion you had the first time you got on a computer? What is that confusion never went away. Wouldn’t the internet be a much funnier place? Well don’t worry, that feeling is due to come back someday, about the time your Grandkids are asking for birthday money. And if we’re [...]
Hand washing technology is scary, especially when you think soapy Greek men are involved.
Two things are going to happen here. I’m hoping the first one is you’re going to laugh at Jayson Cross as he gives his take on made up syndromes. The other I hope doesn’t happen… but it will. So let me take the time to say hi to all the pharmaceutical spammers who will attempt [...]
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